Tennessee Gateway Sexual Activity

May 21 2012
So, What Exactly is ‘Gateway Sexual Activity’?
Now, I’m not saying that she’s founded in fact (see THIS, for example) but Trace Sharp has made an art form of sorts in satirizing the famous “Gateway Sexual Activity” bill. Recommended look-see, HERE and HERE.

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I KNEW IT!  Jello has to be taken out of Tennessee schools!

I KNEW IT!  Jello has to be taken out of Tennessee schools!

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May 17 2012
Goes without saying that Cheetos will tear down the spiritual souls of children. If a kids sees this, getting him/her into a bath to wash away the evils of gateway activity will be difficult.

Goes without saying that Cheetos will tear down the spiritual souls of children. If a kids sees this, getting him/her into a bath to wash away the evils of gateway activity will be difficult.

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May 16 2012
The ad says grow so Sea Monkeys are absolutely not going to work in the state of Tennessee. Heh, they said grow.

The ad says grow so Sea Monkeys are absolutely not going to work in the state of Tennessee. Heh, they said grow.

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Ice Cream cones will simply not do. Throw them on the ground!! Throw them on the ground right now!!!

Request by M. Bliss

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Ice Cream cones will simply not do. Throw them on the ground!! Throw them on the ground right now!!!

Request by M. Bliss

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Gov. Haslam is claiming that the law doesn’t really change Tennessee’s sex ed curriculum, but, if that’s so, why would he sign the law? I mean, really. If a law doesn’t do anything, then it’s not necessary, and the governor should veto it. I mean, it’s not unheard of for a governor to say something like, “I understand the sentiment behind this bill, but it needs some work, so I’m sending it back to the legislature.” Or he could outright say, “This bill doesn’t do anything, so I’m vetoing it.” So, why wouldn’t he? Honestly, I’m starting to wonder if this isn’t an elaborate plot to keep kids as ignorant about sex as possible, so that young men won’t know what they’re doing, and hence won’t be any good. So when older gentlemen — say, state-legislator-aged men — manage to seduce young women, those women wouldn’t know that sex can be any better than what those old dudes are capable of.

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Corgis snuggling is definitely a problem for the state of Tennessee and Gateway Sexual Activity. This will most likely make children want to rub the fur of these fantastic animals. As this is tactile, this might want to make young people want to gently touch hands.

Corgis snuggling is definitely a problem for the state of Tennessee and Gateway Sexual Activity. This will most likely make children want to rub the fur of these fantastic animals. As this is tactile, this might want to make young people want to gently touch hands.

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Many conservatives were disgruntled when First Lady Michelle Obama decided that healthy food and fitness were important factors in the lives of children. It seems they are now taking that hatred of health food to a new level. One town in Tennessee has just voted on two specific foods that will no longer be seen on the shelves there. In Clarksville, TN food shoppers will no longer be able to buy bananas and cucumbers. The town legislature, comprised heavily of staunch conservatives sees these two fruits (yes cucumbers are technically a fruit) as “too sexual” and seen as a bad influence to growing and developing children.

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Hungry, Hungry Hippos are definitely a Tennessee Gateway Sexual Activity as they are filled with desire and hunger for those tasty white balls which fill their small plastic souls.

Hungry, Hungry Hippos are definitely a Tennessee Gateway Sexual Activity as they are filled with desire and hunger for those tasty white balls which fill their small plastic souls.

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Swing Sets must be banned immediately as children should not be moving in a playful manner as it could create gateway childhood activity.

Swing Sets must be banned immediately as children should not be moving in a playful manner as it could create gateway childhood activity.

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